Poison

 

Mrs Arthur Glass

wanted to see her spouse dead.

Unfortunately

 

she mixed up the two teacups

and poisoned herself instead.

 

Hammer / Balcony

 

He wanted to kill

me with a hammer, no less.

So I ran and jumped

 

from the 5th floor balcony -

to escape an early death.

 

Hands

 

I have only my

hands, but they’re strong hands, tough hands,

hands made for fighting.

 

Hands made for killing. If I

were you I’d start running.

Well Well Well

 

My mother always

taught me: “If a job is worth

doing, it is worth

 

doing well.” Ironically,

she would later drown in one.

 

Magnum Revolver

 

She complained of a

headache. She said the pain was

too much for her. I

 

decided to kill the pain

with a Magnum Revolver.

 

Plastic Bag / Shelf

 

“Keep out of reach of

small children.” So I placed the

plastic bag on the

 

floor, and left the children on

the highest shelf in the house.