Diary of an Office Drone - Summer
- By Killer Katerina
- Published 06/27/2008
Killer Katerina
I am a freelance writer dreaming of giving up the day job. In the meantime, I'll write about it. I hope it will make other downtrodden nine-to-fivers feel a connection, and maybe raise a smile.
Caution is the watchword among the commuters, since sunshine in the morning can easily be gales by lunchtime. There are more skirts in evidence, but usually with thick tights, nothing less than 20 denier. Jackets have got thinner, sleeves shorter, but shoes don't seem to have got much less sensible. There are also the people who don't change their wardrobe from one season to the next – the men in the suits and macs come rain or shine, and the girls in flimsy ballet pumps and short skirts. I wonder if the local hospitals have to treat frostbite much in winter.
One of my colleagues was also doing her best to uphold Scotland's reputation for bad weather. Speaking on the phone she told the person on the other end, “Oh, it's horrible here – raining!” And what was the weather actually like? A brief glance out the window would have told her that the rain had cleared up and the sun was shining brightly through growing gaps in the cloud. The weather is bad often enough – there's no need to invent bad weather, too.
